The Planet Ace Duck Song

"The Planet Ace Duck Song" was a marketing campaign that aired on both KWA and TTC in the tune of "1985" by SR-71.

Lyrics
Woohoohoo (2x)

Gordon's 26 campers

Their dignity dampered

They're stuck a crappy show

To this they can't say no

Raphael, Leatherhead, and Beth

Crazy Skater Dude and Rick

There's Baxter and the Minis

Drawn away from the city

They're always competing

Don't feel like making friends

Only care about the million

Until the very end

A show without the stress

Don't even need to get dressed

Look at the crazy times

And everything is alright

It was Ace Duck and Panda

Donny, Krang, and Bishop

There was April and Casey

Attila, Traag, Shredder, and Leo

Turtle Bot exploded

With swears, Splinter was loaded

Nothing about it sucked

So you'll watch Planet Ace Duck

Planet Ace Duck

Everyone's so hip

All the relationships

Mike and Kala, Deacon and Cherry

Even Bebop and Rocksteady

Still had cabins and bunks

Just no challenges or plunks

The forty-two secluded

But no longer deluded

But where's the rivalries

And the weaponry

And since when is Ace dating Bethany

It's still in your crosshairs

If you look closer you'll see the drama's

All still right there

There's Usagi and Draximus

Ed, Venus, and Max

Now Don is with Karai

And Panda still wonders why

The three bros, lives all upped

Relationships, but breakups

His hookup was out of luck

So you'll watch Planet Ace Duck

Woohoohoo

Change is a good thing

All things must stop

More elimination shows are instant flops

This new show

Is on top

And you won't make it stop, stop, stop

You'll watch

There was Angel and Slash

Foot, Chaplin, Hun, and Irma

There's Dr. Beech, it's Mini Don

Mini Leo, Mini Mike, and Mini Raph

It improved their keenness

When they saw Mini Venus

The forty-two just run amok

You'll watch Planet Ace Duck

Ace, Panda, and Donny

Together they're so funny

There's originals and others

The Clique were close as brothers

All of them lack sanity

But together they're a family

Stick 'round, you'll have lots of yucks

You'll watch Planet Ace Duck

Trivia

 * Everyone is mentioned once except Ace, who outside of the title was said three times along with Panda and Don, Beth, who is mentioned twice, and the Minis, who are each mentioned by name once and mentioned together, as "the Minis" once as well.