Planet Ace Duck Trey Trey Channel Edits

On Trey Trey Channel, Planet Ace Duck is rated PG. Although on its original channel, Kids With Attitude, it includes more extreme dialogue than on Trey Trey Channel.
 * Hell and damn are replaced with heck, hay, darn, dang or drat. Hell is left uncensored since Season 3, however, and in all re-runs it is left unedited, too. Damn became the same way midseason 3.
 * A censor beep will be replaced with the words crap, suck, fricking, and screw until Season 3.
 * While some reference to private parts, such as boobs, nipples, crotch, kiwis, bladder, the spot, anus, balls, and in later airings testicles, some references to them are still edited, such as ball-sack or penis.
 * God is replaced with Lord. They don't do this in later episodes, and change them back to the original in newer viewings.
 * While piss is allowed, pissy is edited to cranky or whiny or wussy, and pissant is edited.
 * Some sexual references are edited.
 * Skank was edited until Season 3.
 * Scumbag is changed to words like scuzzbag until Season 4.
 * While references to homosexuality are allowed, any statement that sounds homophobic is edited.
 * Some instances in mentioning virginity are edited, mostly when portrayed negatively.
 * Some raunchier references to menstruation and tampons are edited.
 * With audiences showing higher for teenagers than preteens, late Season 3 and Season 4 showed increase in the amount of bad language, as well as the vulgarity of it with the change to TV-14. However, TTC remained PG. Words like bastard, hoe, ass, queer, douchebag, and bitch have surfaced and are usually edited.

Vortexual
Edits By Characters: Ace: 1, Beth: 2, Mikey: 1, Kala: 1, Krang: 1.
 * Mikey's line "Don't throw a pissy fit" is changed to "Don't throw a wussy fit".
 * Ace's line "You jack-a", is changed to "jerk".
 * Beth's line, "A hole?", is cut.
 * When Kala says, "(censored) you!", it is changed to "Screw you!"
 * Krang's line, "You know girls don't have penises, right?" it is changed to "You know girls don't have our privates, right?"
 * This episode is the only time when hell isn't censored pre-Season 3. "Hell" is said when Panda says, "Does Casey count as one of Hell's angels?"
 * Beth's line, "You're bad!" is cut.

For The Love Of Saint Bethany
Edits By Characters: Ace: 1, Panda: 1, Don: 2, Rick: 1, April: 1.
 * Don's line "Heh, nice!" is caught to him just smiling.
 * Ace's line "Oh my, God!" is changed to "Oh my, Lord!"
 * Rick's line, "I've come to grips with God" is changed to "I've come to grips with life"
 * Ace and Rick's lines have been left unedited lately, realizing the inexplicities of the word.
 * Panda's line, "The things I'd do to her" is cut.
 * Ace's line, "I might wanna have her baby..." is cut to "I might want to buy her ring..."
 * Don's line, "Skankalicious" is changed to "Jerkalicious" changing the meaning. This is edited back once Season 3 started.

Leatherhurt
Edits By Characters: Ace: 1, Rick: 3, Beth: 1, Mini Raph: 1, Leatherhead: 1
 * In Ace's line "What kind of freak of nature would we make?", "make" is changed to "get".
 * Leatherhead's line "You gay little softies!" is edited to be "You phoney little softies!"
 * TTC usually allows the word "gay" to be said, but it was deemed to offensive in this showing of it.
 * In, Mini Raph's line "Girl's love us cause we're sexylicious!", "sexylicious" had to much emphasis on "sex", so it was changed to just "sexy".
 * The part where Beth sat on Rick butt down was edited so spit wasn't coming out of Rick's mouth.
 * Rick's line, "Why don't you just send me to hell?" is edited to "Why don't you just send me to h-e-double hockeystick?" This was edited back whe Season 3 started.
 * Rick puking is cut. Puking is usually allowed, but it was a little weird after the butt was in the face.

Hell Beth No Fury

 * The title was changed to "Life Beth No Fury", but on KwA it is obviously left intact. TTC changed it back when Season 3 started.
 * There is a controversial line in the song "How To Love" that Ace, Panda, Don, Rick, Casey, and Hun sing to Beth that goes "But I admire poppin' bottles and dippin' just as much as you admire bartending and stripping" where alcohol and stripping are both referenced. Though left intact, albeit more inaudibly on KwA, TTC changes "stripping" to "flipping".
 * In "Hell hath no fury like a woman's fart" said by Hun, "hell" is changed to "life".

"Talent" Show

 * The following edits were made on both TTC and KwA, as "Real Slim Shady" had words unallowed in "Real Slim Acey", and the names of real people were changed to names of characters.
 * "White person" is changed to "duck singing".
 * In the line, "Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before", "ass" was changed to "crap" and "Pam" and "Tommy" were changed to "Mike" and "Kala" respectively.


 * "Dr. Dre" is changed to "Rick"


 * "Eminem" is changed to grabbin' them" on KwA, to make the line "feminist women love grabbin' them". On TTC, the line "Feminist women love reaching in".
 * On KwA, "But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose" is changd to "But it's cool for Mini Don to hump a dead moose." On TTC, "hump" is changed to "kiss".
 * On TTC, "what's going on in your parent's bedroom" is changed to "what's going on in your parent's head room". It is kept intact on KwA.


 * Cl**oris is changed to "you-know-what".


 * "Intercourse" is changed to "having fun".


 * "F*** him and f***  you, too" is changed to "screw him, and screw you, too".


 * "Damn" is changed to "dang" on TTC, but kept in on KwA.


 * The long line, "So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? S**t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. You little b*tch, put me on blast on MTV. 'Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!' I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD" is changed to "So you can, sit me here next to Leatherrear, hey, Crazy Skater Dude had better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Casey and Krang first, and hear 'em argue over who April gave it to first. You little tramp, put me on blast, for the whole camp to see. Yeah, he's cute, but he's got a crush on Beth, hee-hee. I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how she used to make Krang-y scream."


 * "F***" is changed to "fluck".


 * "I just s**t it" is changed to "I just did it".


 * "Valiums" is changed to "vaccuums".


 * "The line, "..I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting. Pinchin nurses asses when I'm j*ckin off with Jergens. And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working." is changed to "Pinchin' nurses booties while I'm yackin' off to burgers and I'm dorking, but this whole bag of power bars isn't working."


 * "I don't give a f***" is changed to "I don't give a fluck".


 * F*** it, let's all stand up" is changed to "screw it, let's all stand up."

Edits By Charcters: Ace: 1, Beth: 2, Rick: 1.
 * "Slim Shady" is always changed to "Slim Acey". "Shady" is changed to "Acey", and in "but, Slim, what if you win", "Slim", is changed to "Ace".
 * When Beth and April are about to fight, Rick screams "make out with Beth", rather than "beat the crap out of Beth". This has been left unedited since Season 3.
 * When Beth says "he's to busy sniffing his own ball-sac", it is changed to "butt-crack".
 * "Murder yourself" said by Beth is cut.

Rave Encounters

 * The song "666" by Matt Toka is left completely intact, even though the song is a little risque. The word "hell" is said once but is hard to hear. The term wasted, used synonomously to drunk, and "high on heavy metal" are used, however, they will most likely fly by younger viewers ears, and can also mean differently. It also says "let's get naked" in the song, and says 666 as a reference to the devil.

I'm Hun
Edits By Characters: Baxter: 1, Beth: 1, Hun: 1.
 * Hun jumping on the bed with Beth is changed to him looking over her while she sleeps.
 * When Baxter throws a fit and says "Poop, suck, screw, crap, boobs, freaking, hell, tool, balls, damn!", "damn" is replaced with a scream.

Note: This episode was almost not shown on TTC because of the risque topic of love and lust.

Driller Instinct

 * Raph saying "dammit, Mini Mike" is changed to "dang it, Mini Mike"
 * Foot calling Raph a scumbag is changed to him calling him a "scuzzbag".
 * In Panda's quote "you don't have the ball-sack", "ball-sack" is changed to just "sack".
 * Raph saying "champagne popping" is edited to "bottle popping" in early morning airings.

Helter Seltzer
The song "Purple Pills" by D12 is edited very greatly as there is much profanity and sex and drug references. Instead of talking about pills, on both TTC and KWA they talk about soda.

The original lyrics of the song go as follows:

[Chorus:] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Eminem:] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit Ah sh*t I started a mosh pit Squashed a bi**h And stomped the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb sh*t start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down We don't bullsh*t, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

[Kon Artist & Kuniva:] F*** that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Von You see me stepping on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid cause the X is gone Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone It's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of c*m And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary ass it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on So stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new sh*t I think I did too much This substance equals cups Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills (That's I'll) Mescaline

[Chorus]

[Hook:] Dirty Dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something

[Proof:] Pop pills Pills I pop Pop two pills On stilts I walk Snorted two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Look for coke to smoke I overdose When I pack up my nose with coke [Cough cough cough] Am I supposed to choke Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ah, poor baby Born by w***e lady And I'm gonna strangle an infant (You're crazy!)

[Swifty:] I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (You got any shroom?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get job Because our arms show tracks Why the hell you n***as think I rap? I do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack Then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you And I don't give a damn if they white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just got some and I'm going back soon

[Chorus]

[Bizarre:] I'm at rave Looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit P***y poppin', acid-dropping, dope heavy guy Heroine mescaline pencilnecks, wanna try Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre actin' I'll Drugs kill (Yeah, right) B***h I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty sl*t You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your c**t Let Bizarre nutt

The Planet Ace Duck version, both KWA and TTC go as follows:

[Chorus] I've been so many places I've seen so many faces But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I climbed the highest mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple hills

[Ace Duck] Cool, calm, just like Mini Don With a couple of lawsuits inside his palms It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To fold up on you like nothing concieved I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit Ah gitch I started a mosh pit Squashed a chick And lost the foster kids This room makes me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb stuff start happenin' Dumber than Leatherhead tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house doing mass amounts To the women in the thongs with their buttses out We don't bullcrap, better ask around Ace Duck throws the bombest bash in town Krang, your girl is crashing now Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

[Panda Khan & Don] Jump that, someone help Panda Khan He’s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Don, you see me stepping on these leprechauns? It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone Yeah I took them all though with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone Yo, it's probably numb Young, dumb, you're such a bum And I think you're 'bout to swallow your tongue You scaredy cat it was a false alarm Think they're about to die when I just got spawned Stop acting stupid Your so hyped That you might wake up with a guy on some new things I think I drank too much I think I got the runs Red pop, blue pop, and green Seltzer bottle, that's ill, more caffiene

[Chorus] [Hook] What a dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something i dunno

[Rick] Ayo, pop rules Rules of pop Bottled two pops On stilts I walk Screwed up two lines and recieved the mock Thought it was incredible I killed the Hulk I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray I'm a go for broke I hope you don't Packing my throat with Coke Until I damn near choke Had an accident when the bungee broke Ahh, poor ratings I should try dating Soon as you know it, I'll be paying child support (Its You're baby!)
 * cough cough cough*

[Mikey] I drink four pops at one time I don't need breaks when I'm swallowing mine (Hey, you got any room?) I got my own hatchback We can't go far Cause the car has flats Why the hell you people think I rap? Because my mother taught me How to breach contracts If you like diet, than I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna to get by like you And i don’t give a damn If u find me rude Mean, crude To hell with you too I only need three cans and I'm swoon I just got some and I'm going back soon

[Chorus]

[Ed] I'm at rave Looking at a babe Like she want it Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit Looney, crazy, chumpy, sexy, dopey headed guy Whipped cream, dirty mattresses Wanna try Blue hills, loaded bills Got Eddy actin' ill Diet kills (Yea right!) Chick I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty girl You know you want me in your world Ladies, please don't fight Ed's here all night!!!

[Chorus] [Hook]

Raiders of the Lost Cake

 * Mini Leo's "What the (censored)?" is edited to "What the fudge?"
 * "Ball-sac" is changed to just "balls".

Minigitis

 * Mini Leo's instances of "queer" and "bitch" are bleeped like the other "censoring" that was done for him.
 * Mini Leo wanting to be alone after seeing Mini Venus is cut for being an obvious reference to masturbation.
 * Mini Leo and Mini Venus mentioning sex is edited.
 * Hun saying he is going to kick The Clique's ass is changed to him saying he is going to beat them up.
 * Depending on what time of day it is, Mini Leo and Mini Venus sometimes get lupus rather than chancroid, which isn't sexually transmitted. When TTC broadcasts it as chancroid, it doesn't imply that Venus got it from Turtle Bot sexually.

Couple de Grace

 * Traag calling April a bitch in Krang's voice is bleeped.
 * Mini Venus and Mini Raph saying they would kiss each other's butts is kept, but Mini Venus never implies that she thinks that's what sex is.
 * The Minis and Don saying "nuts" are all changed to "balls".

God Krang It!

 * In the song "Longview" by Green Day, all instances of "fuck" and "shit" are muted on both TTC and KWA. However, "tripping" and "masturbation" are left intact on KWA while they are muted on TTC. "In heat" is also edited during early morning airings.
 * Krang and Panda using the term "jackass" have both instances changed to "scumbag".
 * Panda smoking a cigarette is cut and references to it are as well.

Splinter's Got A Brand New Traag

 * The only words from "Crazy In Love" by Eminem that KWA edits are "fuck" and "shit", but TTC mutes "sex", "bitch", "in the sack", "dildos", and "vibrators".
 * Kala and Deacon saying they want to do it is edited to them saying they want to make out.
 * When Raph tells Krang to sleep with Mini Venus and he misinterprets it to mean sex, it is changed. Rather than Krang getting into position on top of her, he just sits next to her and the only think he was wrong about was what bunk to be on.
 * Also, when Raph asks Krang if he has testicles, it is left intact for the first time in TTC history, but it leaves audiences clueless on why he asked it because the sex reference never occurred.

Leo Grande

 * Splinter insensitively referring to Slash and Krang as "queers" is edited to "fruits".
 * Mortu saying Shredder has a small penis is edited to him saying he has small parts.
 * Don suggesting that Party Cockroach "hits that" in reference to Cherry is edited to "get with that".
 * In daytime airings, Traag claims Krang and Slash went to make out in the woods, not have sex.
 * Leatherhead calling Raph a jackass is changed to fool.
 * Traag and Splinter's conversation about plastic surgery is edited and abridged.
 * In Baxter's line, "Time to get our asses in gear", "asses" is changed to "butts".